Leo: "Oh, Maggie. I love you. But I need to tell you something..."
Maggie: "What is it?"
Leo: "I'm... I'm part velociraptor."
Maggie: "W... what!?"
Leo: "Would you like to see?"
Maggie: "See what?"
*Leo removes a fake human mask to reveal a dinosaur head*
*Leo removes a fake human mask to reveal a dinosaur head*
Maggie: "Oh my god Leo, why didn't you tell me this before we made love!?"
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