Saturday, November 30, 2013

Day 283: Zubat

 The next day...
 Another Zubat. Still waiting on that Jynx...
Nelly kills Zubat in one hit with Wing Attack.

Friday, November 29, 2013

Day 282: Golbat

 The next day...
 Spoilers: Still no Jynx.
 One hit with Wing Attack, as always.

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Day 280: Swinub

 Next up is Swinub. Oh, did I mention - Jynx's catch rate is only 10%, at best. Battleaday!
 Swinub uses Endure like a cock, ensuring that he will survive this turn.
 Sure enough, he survives with 1HP.
 Next turn I kill it proper with Bite.

Day 279: Golbat

 So, I could fight Claire right now, but I've studied her team and she's going to be tough. She's got a three Pokemon with water moves, which means my ace Diane is not going to be very useful. They also have a few fire moves, so Rhianna would die immediately. Pretty much my only Pokemon who can stand up to them is Nelly, and while she's powerful, she isn't good enough to solo four Gym leader 'mons. Thus, I have a plan...
 I'm headed back to the Ice Path. My plan is two fold: One, throw Nelly against thousands of Golbats and Swinubs, leveling her up. Two, catch a Jynx, and level her up too. Yep, that means I'm going to be in this neck of the woods for a long, long time. Battleaday!
 The first Pokemon up to the slaughter is Golbat.
 Nelly kills it in one Wing Attack.

Day 278: Ace Trainer Mike

 The next day...
 But do you have the heart of the cards?
 I open with a Poison Fang, dealing decent damage, but no poison. Dragonair retaliates with Dragon Rage, doing a flat 40 damage.
 Nelly kills Dragonair with another Poison Fang, dealing a critical hit.
 np

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Day 277: Ace Trainer Fran

The next day...
Y'know, all these Ace trainers are trying too hard to be cool. Lava pits? Dragon Pokemon? Matching hair and clothes? pls.
I open with Rhianna's Stun Spore, to even the playing field in terms of speed. Seadra uses Bubblebeam, dealing 37 damage even though it isn't very effective. These Seadras are kind of retardedly strong against her.
Vine Whip does decent damage, while Seadra uses Agility to raise its speed again.

Next turn, same thing happens. I use Vine Whip, she uses Agility. Then, the dumbest thing ever happens.
Seadra's Agilities allow it to go first again. It uses that opportunity to get lucky as fuck and kill Rhianna with Bubblebeam.
In retaliation, I bring out Kyle while I revive Rhianna. She WILL get experience from this Seadra.
Kyle doesn't get damaged because Seadra's paralyzed again. I switch to Rhianna. Go get your revenge, Rhianna!
oh

...

Goddamit. Kyle, clean this shit up please
Thank you.
You were good enough to kill Rhianna :(

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Day 276: Ace Trainer Cody

 The next day...
 I've come upon the next trainer.
“We're interested in strong Pokemon.
That's my theme!”
 Cody's first Pokemon, a Seadra, is quickly dispatched with Wing Attack.
 For Seadra, I switch to Rhianna. I use a Vine Whip, then Stun Spore, followed by another Vine Whip. Kills it good.
“Pokemon and Trainers both need
to train!”

Friday, November 22, 2013

Day 275: Ace Trainer Lola

 I'm back, baby! Kensington to the rescue, for a mere 15.77 after tax!
“If you're not serious, you won't
be able to beat them.”
 That sounds like a challenge. I officially take this battle non-seriously!
Nelly Wing Attacks Dratini, killing it in one shit.
 Dragonair lasts for two Bling Attacks, but no big deal.
 Poop
Proved you wrong bro