Friday, September 6, 2013

Day 206: Scientist Ross

 The next day, in the Team Rocket hideout...
“A meddlesome child like you needs to be
punished.”
 lets c what u got bithc
 Flame Wheel takes Koffing down in two turns.
His next and final Koffing also just needs the two Flame Wheels.
u sukcing isnt a tactictial eror lol
“success. My promotion is assured.
This loss means absolutely nothing.”
stfu bithc

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Day 205: Team Rocket Grunt

 The next day, on the third floor...
“radio transmitter, you need the voice
of a certain person.
The name of the person is Petrel,
the Team Rocket Executive!
I have found out he is hiding in their
leader's office!
Unfortunately though, that room is
also protected with a password...
Stalin!
We need the password to their leader's
office first!”
 As usual, he walks off, allowing me to see the destruction he has wrought.
“tough... and I had no choice
but to tell him all the secrets about
this hideout...
Except that our leader's office is
protected with two passwords!”
You sneaky bastard!

Anyway, I waltz up into the room above...
“Maybe.
But no weakling's going to get it.”
 Ekans goes down in one hit, if you couldn't guess.
 Gloom also gets killed in one hit.
“But it's useless unless you have two
passwords.”
 Yeah, I get it. Thanks.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Day 204: Team Rocket Grunt

 The next day, at the end of 2F...
“Well, duh. It has to have a password
that only Team Rocket knows.”
The Golbat takes two Flame Wheels before dying.
 Nope
“Too bad for you.”
 What a cock.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Day 203: Team Rocket Grunt

 The next day, a floor down...
“Your Pokemon are hurt and tired.
Here, give them some of my medicine.
Lance: Stalin, let's give our
best for our Pokemon.”
 Lance heals my Pokemon with the power of fading to black.
“It seems that this door checks the
voice of the person saying the password
before it opens...”
 Ok, so I'll kidnap a Team Rocket member, hold them at gunpoint, and force them to open the door!
 Oh, I guess I need to find that person and hold THEM at gunpoint.
 Venonat gets rocked by Ember.
 So does the next one.
“Where's the boss's room?
Who knows? Go look for yourself.”
 :(











Monday, September 2, 2013

Day 202: Voltorb

 The next day, back by the surveillance control system...
 Due to sheer impatience, I've opted to disable the Persian statues. With the newfound freedom, I look around the floor to see what I can find.
 Here's a... loading zone?
 Shit!
 Oh, that just means I go to battle with a pokeball I guess.
 Two Embers kill it dead.

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Day 201: Team Rocket Grunts

 The next day, not far away...
 I get caught in another trap. Like I said yesterday, I didn't disable the trap to get more EXP.
 These statue guys always say the same thing.
One shot with flame wheel - or OSWFW for short.
 OSWFW!
 Grunt No.2.
  OSWFW!
  OSWFW!
 Yeah, yeah I get it.