Thursday, August 29, 2013

Day 198: Gyrados

 The next day, at the LAKE OF RAGE...
 Presumably I've just been staring down Gyrados for the past twelve hours. I get sick of it and call it a dumb.
Rhianna successfully uses stun spore right off the bat. Gyrados had gone before her, but only used Twister, a Water-type move. Next turn I use Acid, but it barely scratches it. Thus, I switch to Nelly.
I beat it up quite a bit with Wing Attack before tossing out a Great Ball. It breaks out immediately.
 I switch to Diane to intentionally deal pathetic amounts of damage. Gyrados isn't having it, though, and kills her in two turns.
 Believing it to be sufficiently low, I try a Lure Ball.
 (^"o")^
 "Atrocious Pokemon"
 When I was a kid, I had a crush on a girl named Sarah. On an unrelated note, I've named this grotesque water dragon Sarah.
 I also get this thing I guess.

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Day 197: Magikarp

 The next day, Stalin enters the LAKE OF RAGE.
 Here's the LAKE OF RAGE. There's not much to see, honestly; just some random NPCs and the Red Gyrados.
 I surf up to the Gyrados, when suddenly...
 Oh great!
 Guess I'll wait til tomorrow for this guy...

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Day 196: Poke Maniac Ron

The next day, after successfully sneaking past another weirdo...
 I walk up and talk to him, for experience's sake.
“Some red-haired kid made fun of my
precious Pokemon!
Humph! My Pokemon's great!”
 Must've been Arnold Perlstein. He's an asshole.
 Rhianna hits it with a few Vine Whips. They're fairly effective, since Nidoking's Poison/Ground typing makes Grass neutral.
 He uses a Peck, but it's pretty damn ineffective. Rhianna finishes it off.
 Nah, man. Gotta go with Arnold on this one.
“Pokemon isn't just about having the
most powerful one.”

Monday, August 26, 2013

Day 195: Poke Maniac Beckett

 The next day, I surprisingly make it through tall grass undisturbed, but stumble into a weirdo...
“That's why I started—and why I'll keep
on collecting Pokemon!”
 Rhianna takes two Vine Whips to kill Slowbro. He wasted his turn on Tail Whip, so Rhianna gets out for free.
 Need your sweets exps, bro.
“Mary, on the radio. I bet she's cute!”

Sunday, August 25, 2013

Day 194: Girafarig

 The next day, a few steps away (again)....
 Two Vine Whips to kill it. Joooooy!

Saturday, August 24, 2013

Day 193: Picnicker Tiffany

 The next day, another few steps away...
 It takes two Vine Whips to kill Clefairy. It's only able to get off a Sing that misses, so no harm done to Rhianna.
 First time a Picnicker has picnicked.

Friday, August 23, 2013

Day 192: Poke Maniac Brent

 The next day, mere steps away...
 Rhianna isn't very effective, so I switch to Diane.
 Diane finishes it off with Flame Wheel.
 Nidorino takes a Flame Wheel and a Cut to take down.